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What are good homonym jokes?

Homonym Jokes:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

5. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

6. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

7. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

8. Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

9. What's a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Bonus:

11. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

12. Why don't they ever serve fish for dinner at the circus?

Because they're always running away!

These are just a few examples. There are many other homonym jokes out there. You can use your creativity to come up with your own!

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